When my kids were babies it took me forever to get anywhere. There would be a diaper blow out, I'd get spit up upon, some crazy thing would inevitably happen to make us late. I assumed as my kids aged this would happen less and less.
I was wrong.
Now it's more creative and unpredictable. The other day, I came back from brushing my teeth and found an entire school set up in the kitchen. And when you run out of magnets, why not just fill in the rest with marker?
We may never be on time again.